Wednesday, May 6, 2009 @ 5:23 PM
Lizards for dinner! :D
O hai, guises.
It's been a tiring day.
Two major examinations straight in my face.
It's such a unfortunate thing for me to think as how am I supposed to face other papers when I am trying to overcome this fear of two papers I just had.
It was so bad. :(
Somehow, my head ache for a bit during the morning and it turned out fine in the early afternoon.
It was all in a day's work.

Argh, my dinner's been crapped by a bunch of dumbass ants in the wok.
Apparently, my mum cooked a dish with some prawns and some kind of queer looking seafood mixed with some kind of tomato sauce.
It tasted nice and sweet anyway.
Okey! Here's the point. Sweet things do attract ants.
They came running into the wok for "food" which was my yummy dinner.
Luckily, the sauce proved them to be wet and they retreated some centimeters away from the food.
I'm not sure why ants can't move forward when there's some liquid/fluid obstructing their way through.
I had a very evil idea that went straight through my mind.
Fire! Lol.
And so, I turned up the gas and, foom!
The wok was heating like depths of hell, ants were dieing! Mwuahahahaha.
The current song I am listening to now fits on what the ants wanna tell me: I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte.
*Scence starts in the Kitchen when Jian Ming decided to kill those pesky ants*
Jian Ming: Burn baby burn! Die baby die!
Ants: I just wanna live! :(
Jian Ming: Lulz, look at what you did to mezxz dinner?!
Ants: I'm begging you for Mercy!~
Jian Ming: Wah, change song you think I scared arh? I still don't care. *Whistles away while turning up the gas volume* >:)
*On the wok while the ants talk to one another*
Ant A: Sometimes, I wish I could save you!~
Ant B: It's okey not to save me. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse, when you're chewing on life's gristle. Don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best..
And... always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life...
*These ants sings together till death* :D

Ok, that was what I did. Those lines was purely created to entertain myself. :(
I burned those ants for ruining my dinner.
Songs' lyrics used: I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte
Mercy - Duffy
Save You - Simple Plan
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python

Okay, I'll be ending my post here. :D
Have fun killing ants when they irritate you or you yourself find some and torture them. :D

What shall I have for dinner? Lizards? Not a bad idea eh? I remember that Robert was here before.... , Jian Ming.